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1. Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.

阿憨 耶稣回来人间救赎都比她快。

2. Han, you're too good for her.

阿憨 她配不上你。

3. I don't understand.

我就不懂了。

4. We were 97% compatible on the website.

网站显示我们9成7相配呢。

5. Let me see your profile.

让我看看你的个人档案。

6. - Who's that? - That's me.

-这头像是谁 -我啊。

7. No, that's the hot asian star from Hawaii Five-0.

屁咧 这明明是《天堂执法者》里的亚洲帅哥。

8. What? We kinda look alike.

干嘛 我们有点像好吗。

9. The only thing you have in common

你们俩唯一相像的地方只有。

10. with this guy from Hawaii five-0

人家是《夏威夷5-0》[直译]。