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1. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

天啊 神啊 菩萨啊 观音啊。

2. Just let me see it.

就让我帮你看嘛。

3. Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.

麦克斯 让你看 那我就没脸住下去了。

4. Well, then definitely let me see it.

那我绝对要看了。

5. It's okay, I have one too,except mine has a "Welcome" mat.

怕啥啊 你有的我都有，除了我的那里有个"欢迎进入"的脚踏垫。

6. I know, I'll just take a picture of it.

我知道了 我拍张那里的照片就行了。

7. And that's how Kim Kardashian became famous.

这就是金·卡戴珊出名的原因。

8. It's bad enough I'm taking a picture of my vagina,I'm doing it with an Iphone 3.

拍我"小妹妹"的照已经够惨了，更惨的是我还得用Iphone 3来拍。

9. Too dark. Needs a flash.

太暗了 要闪光灯。

10. All right, but watch out for red-eye.

行 但注意红眼啊。