<< 破产姐妹 第3季 第07.And.the.Girlfriend.Experience集>>

1. Yeah, and I know a guy with business cards

我还认识个男的 名片上写着。

2. whose "job" it is to relax your rectum.

专业"菊花放松师"呢。

3. It says she's an exotic dancer

上面写她在曼哈顿的。

4. at this gentlemen's club in Manhattan.

一家男士夜总会里当脱衣舞女。

5. So just go there and hire the hooker

那你就去那请这位妓女。

6. to pretend to be your girlfriend.

来当你女朋友就好啦。

7. And there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.

我从没想过我会说出这句话。

8. I tried, but the bouncer told me to wait in the alley

我试过了 但门卫让我去巷子里等妈妈来。

9. for my mother like all the other children.

像其他没大人领着进酒吧小孩一样。

10. So I was hoping you guys could go for me.

所以我想麻烦你们帮我跑一趟。