<< 破产姐妹 第4季 第01.And.the.Reality.Problem集>>
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1. I made the perfect bread!
我做出了完美的面包。
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2. You're a chef who took 19 hours to make one loaf of bread.
你可是一个大厨 居然花了19小时做一个面包。
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3. Stephen Hawking was more successful at the 100-yard dash.
史蒂芬·霍金跑百米冲刺都比你行。
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4. And you-- you are aware
还有你 你明知道。
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5. that I went all the way into Manhattan,cupcake-bombed Kim Kardashian's hotel,and you're still just laying here, right?
我一路杀进曼哈顿,拿小蛋糕轰炸金·卡戴珊住的酒店,而你还赖在床上不愿起来是吗。
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6. Didn't you have to pee?
难道你都不用尿尿吗。
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7. I held most of it in.
我忍住了大部分。
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8. This is crazy. You've been here all day.
这太荒谬了 你在床上都躺一天了。
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9. Let's just cut your damn hair already.
赶紧把你该死的头发剪了吧。
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10. I wouldn't be me without my hair.
如果没有这头秀发 我就不是我了。